see for yourself.

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heckacute:

I have a bumper sticker on my car that says “Honk if you’re real. I have a brain disease where I see stuff that’s not really there all the time and if you don’t honk, I’m going to assume that you’re not real so if I change lanes and smash into you and kill you, it’s your fault for not honking.” 

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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